You do. You're rubbish. None of you have got ANY gumption. Yeah I said that. Gumption. What is gumption? GO FIND OUT! Google the motherfucker! Wheezing gob shites. You all probably smell. I don't mean smell, like you haven't bathed today... I mean the pungent ass clot of a fucking guinea pig.
Now that I've got your attention, I'm quite clearly back - equally clearly, i have a chip on my shoulder, but before I drop trou and dump it all down your necks, I'd like to take back the above abuse. It was just to get you to sit the hell up and listen, instead of skim reading and flicking your belly lint at the screen. I'm cross about a couple of issues.
Firstly, I'm miffed about the cough I've had for awhile now. I get it, okay? I had the goddamn flu. BUT I KILLED IT. Did I? No. It's little finger keeps twitching, regardless of the fact that i hacked it apart with a fucking switchblade. No. It remains in the back of my throat, tickling my goddamn uvula and giggling itself into a state of hysteria when i cough so hard i puke.
PISSED OFF!
Alright, topic two is for you little mini cock wankers out there with two pubes and a mommy complex. WHO THE SHIT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MAKING THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE FEEL WORTHLESS????? You are a fucking WASTE of life. Just because your mommy dearest didn't fucking make you a birthday cake, or she beat you till you were nearly dead, you have the right to emotionally abuse every lady you know??? "Muurrhhhrhrrr! Mommy BEAT me!" Nobodycaresyoupussy! MAN UP! If that shit really upset you that much, you'd see a freakin' shrink and sort your shit out. What you are currently doing is WEAK.
Okay I'm done.
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